when this site drop my ego gonna be so sky high the only thing gonna sober me up is shooting a rifle in miami
cabin crew is always out "don't worry we're gonna turn out the lights and then turns the lights out for takeoff and then turns them on the sec u hit cruising
throwing my entire body repeatedly against new problems pushing up against the frame beads of sweat forming around my eyes my shoulders are creased and tired
biggest regret is not having taking enough photos of my friends to show my mum so she knows how kind and cool they are
men are physically stronger than women bc they refuse to hold onto anything when they're standing on the subway need to regularly use all their muscles to stay standing
wild how some of you act like you can speak on anything when you've never made anything ? not one thing ? doesn't sit right w me
ya bro so maybe i have been retweeting katherine frazer a lot lately so what ! maybe i’m in love w her ! maybe she’s all i think about ! maybe i’m in katherine mode ! maybe no thoughts just deep affection and my heart feels like it’s overflowing ! maybe mind ur fucking business ! (ᵔᴥᵔ)♡
reese's cups coming in packs of 2 in the US instead of 3 is everything wrong w american imperialism no i will not explain
accidentally listened to a trance mix and when i snapped out of it when it finished i had pushed a website to prod, scheduled an 8am coffee w my managers' manager, ordered my girl a new set swimsuit, cleared my inbox, opened six new untouched figma docs, done a bump of k, ordered
I wonder if people find art w text generated by GPT-3 interesting bc it seems to generate text that feels like it's saying a lot, but really has absolutely nothing to say
just did a postmortem for every website i've ever made and everyone agreed they were all very well done and ultra cool
no offence but it's dumb that u can search for an emoji w an emoji. if u switch to emoji keyboard it should just take you out of emoji search
one thing i like about your work is that it all seems to revolve around a central point- elements spiralling around that point
weirdest thing about new york is no links up and chills before u all head out together ?? no one leaving the crib w 10 of ur homies all dressed in 2XL gildan hoodies ??? mfs reaching the club at 11pm...... by themselves ??????
pretending to write ur phone number down by repeating the numbers back to you but writing out this draft in my notes app to tweet later instead
bro the only DAO u should be worrying about is how ur girlfriend told me she Doesn't Always Orgasm when ur together
don't really wanna post new work bc some of yall only just now getting around to ripping my work from 2017 i'll give u a min to catch up
overheard my girlfriend saying "he makes me a poached egg every morning" on the phone w a friend......
its true
u can tell someone lives in new york bc everyone has the same full length mirror in their bedroom lmao